Hollywood
And to that Hollywood actress who I had a secret lesbian affair with one night after she came barging into my life while something extremely important was going on with me...
Charlize Theron is looking more and more like a lesbian every day...
Closeted Hollywood actors will also agree to be the father of your child…that is until they decide to dump your sorry asses the day before Thanksgiving…
Corporate art sucks! Movies have officially died and gone to Oscar hell...
Do you ever read celebrity news and criticize everything about the celebrities you are reading about?
Does winning an Oscar mean anything anymore, if it meant anything ever at all?
Even the Swiss Family Robinson isn’t safe from cancel culture??? Come on people, really, are you going to cancel my entire childhood???!
Everybody and their brother is on the TV now...
Hey, Ellen...I mean Elliot Page, I keep hearing from you about all of these lies concerning trans healthcare, so, what are they?????
Hey, Hollywood, who’s taking care of your kids???
Hollywood actors -- great for TV watching, but not for real-life living
Hollywood is full of closet cases who cower and hide while they profit off of our real-life queer blood, sweat, and tears...
Hollywood sure does love their trophies...
I hate movies now...and TV shows are on my shit list too...
I'm no longer a cinephile...I just watch YouTube now...
I once sold Joaquin Phoenix a movie ticket...
I want a movie buddy again...
Let’s face it, trailers nowadays are better than movies…
Liberace once had spaghetti dinner at my grandparents’ house…
Masks for thee but not for me...
My gay uncle slept with the actor who played the crazy, mamma-loving, dress-wearing killer in Psycho...
My uncle once had Thanksgiving dinner with Tim Burton...
Now even The Muppets are racist??? Oh for fuck's sake people!
Sharon Stone is a big ole queer bitch, but you'll never see her coming out of the closet...
There's no hiding on the HDTV
Tom Cruise and Scientology may be nuttier than fruitcakes, but they were right about one thing...
Tom Cruise and Scientology are still nuttier than fruitcakes, but they were also right about therapy too…
They want to delete Donald Trump from what now?!?!
Wasn’t it so weird that time Cate Blanchett played a closeted lesbian in a movie even though in her real life she is a closeted lesbian too???
Why are American lesbian movies and TV series historically so bad??
