You had real potential to be a hell of a good parent.
But you threw it all away on a bitchy blonde who ended up treating us all like garbage,
So,
You didn't have the emotional strength to be the best parent you could be.
Mediocre at times was the best you could ever do.
Years went by and you didn't care where I was,
What I was doing,
If I was dead or alive.
If you don't know if your kid is dead or alive because you are too much of a wimp to tell your bitchy wife to fuck off then,
You are NOT a good parent!
You are, in fact, a shitty parent.
I'm not sorry I wasn't the straight son you wanted.
I'm not sorry that I was the gay daughter you never asked for.
I was everything a son could have been for you except like with all of those repressed bisexual women I lusted after but rejected me for the same reason -
I didn't have a penis.
Well, you didn't have any balls, apparently, because you allowed that bitchy blonde to fuck up all of our lives.
Will we ever recover from your inability to pick a decent mate?
Just like with the mystery of how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop,
The world may never know.
And I'm not sticking around to find out.
Next life, I'm picking way better parents,
Because you two just sucked!
And I'm no longer waiting around for you to figure this very obvious fact out.
I can't even write a decent poem about how much you sucked as a parent because that is how much you sucked as a parent.
Just do better for your next set of kids in your next life,
Or better yet,
Don't have any kids at all if that is how you are going to treat them.
They shouldn't have to spend their childhood dreaming of a better family because you couldn't provide them a decent one.
No wonder my mission in life was to create a brand new family,
This one has gotten old and stale, and has completely split apart and faded away into nothing...