I had heard for years via some
very hilarious videos on YouTube that moms love Target.
They go to Target all the time and
end up always buying up the whole store.
I thought it was ridiculous for
women to do this.
"Who wants to buy a bunch of crap
at Target???"
I would often think as I watched
these YouTube treasures of decadence at discount prices.
Well, the wife and me hadn't been moms
yet until very recently,
Except to cats,
But I guess cats aren't Target
fans either,
Because until we had our son 15
months ago,
The wife and me just never went to
Target.
We never thought about Target.
We never even drove past a Target.
Target just wasn't on our radars.
Wal-Mart?
Yes.
Target?
Nope.
But now at least one day a week,
The wife and me are like those
silly YouTube videos too making fun of the Target mom obsession.
We find ourselves going in for
just one thing -
Only baby food, we are only buying
baby food.
But the next thing you know,
We have bought up half the store
of baby things and more.
I guess lesbian moms are just like
straight moms,
We love ourselves some Target
shopping too.